I’m not sure people really know how they come across to others. I have no idea. I’ve been interviewing for jobs, and the most dreaded question for me is “what are your weaknesses?” I never give a good answer, as I think my weaknesses aren’t really defined by me, but by what other people expect… Read More Weaknesses
Should I lie to my dear only child and tell him that the presents his father and I selected and labored for actually come from a sneaky, smoking elf with type II diabetes?… Read More Christmas Cuckoos
Do you know why there are all these fountains of little boys peeing? Because that’s all little boys want to do: pee where they’re not supposed to. … Read More Les Pipi Sauvages
Are boys easier than girls? … Read More Girls V Boys
Dealing with the terrible twos is like living with Genghis Khan. A tiny, adorable Genghis Khan. Oh, he’s slaying, riding horses (well, a pig with wheels) and he has weapons- tons of weapons. Just give him something- he’ll turn it into a weapon: cat toys, washrags, spatulas. He’s really been into fly-swatters lately, and cries… Read More Tiny Barbarian
Hey- did you know that having a child will make you sick? I mean, not just the birthing part where you can’t sit down without a rubber doughnut for months. No. SICK! I mean, sick. Colds, flu, some weird skin disease that looks like you’re rotting. I didn’t know this. I would’ve invested in liters… Read More Mal à la tête
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