We’re taking a vacation! We are. We really are. It’s our first vacation as a family unit, independent of other family. We’ve vacationed to Georgia to see my people. We’ve gone to Florida with our extended people. But this is the first time we’re going as a unified, segregate people (and puppy) to a place… Read More Concluding/ Prepping
I got a puppy. Yep. With all of the things I have going on in my life, I decided to adopt a dog. Before you ask, she’s 4 months old, her name is Pikachu (name courtesy of Boychild) and she is a lab/ pitbull/ terrier mix that I adopted from the local shelter. I remember… Read More Are You Kidding Me?
Okay, so I vanished. I didn’t really disappear, though there were for sure times I wish I could’ve gone screaming into the wilderness to live in an underground cave or maybe in a house on chicken legs like Baba Yaga. But I digress. I felt for too long like my silly blog could not stand… Read More It’s Been a While
Anyhow, on our way to Chuck E. Cheese, I had this tickling in the back part of my brain and I said to Husband, “Wasn’t Chuck E. Cheese named something else back in the day?” He looked at me like I was going mad. “No. I don’t think so. It’s always been Chuck E. Cheese.”… Read More Why Do My Arms Hurt?: An Investigation
Boychild was pretty good with an outburst-ratio of once per 20 minutes. I didn’t feel that at the time, though. I was covered in flop-sweat, like some Rodney Dangerfield wanna-be in a cold room. I felt totally unprepared. Then, just as I was finishing the presentation, I hear Husband come home and yell loudly, “Hellooooooo?” Then, he came upstairs, into the frame of the Zoom call to ask how I was doing. I was still presenting. I ignored him as though he were a spectre. Nothing to see here! Still totally professional! Don’t know what YOU saw. Everything is totally professional! I didn’t stop this presentation to answer a beaver question! I don’t know who said HELLO! Who is that guy opening a door on camera? Must be a robber! I might be murdered! I have no personal life! Please don’t fire me!… Read More F*ckin’ COVID
Did I register for Hannaford Rewards? Yes I did. Did I do it in the most amusing, yet passive aggressive way? Yes again. I was NOT about to have that lady harass me again, should I find myself in her line. So, I went home and I signed up. I typed in my email, whatever, and then the place where you enter your name came up. I thought, no one will ever see this, so I’ll have some fun with it. Here ya go, you crusty checkout lady.… Read More Meet the Mufflers
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