So, I’m sitting in the doctor’s office with Boychild, waiting to be seen by the P.A. Suddenly, Boychild retches, spilling the contents of his tiny tummy all over me. My first thought is “how can so much puke come out of a child so small? Does he store vomit in a hump somewhere like a… Read More Flu Hair, Do Care.
Should I lie to my dear only child and tell him that the presents his father and I selected and labored for actually come from a sneaky, smoking elf with type II diabetes?… Read More Christmas Cuckoos
Do you know why there are all these fountains of little boys peeing? Because that’s all little boys want to do: pee where they’re not supposed to. … Read More Les Pipi Sauvages
Are boys easier than girls? … Read More Girls V Boys
My mom came to visit recently. After about 4 hours in our house, she just gave up trying to pee with the door closed. It wasn’t worth it anymore. Welcome to our house, where dreams of privacy go to die. We live in a modified space that was never intended to be a house, so… Read More Parts is parts
UPDATE: My child loves me again! This is very good news. We are once again as thick as thieves and I can revel in the feeling of his tiny, sticky hand in mine. The downside to this love fest (if you want to call it a downside) is that his kisses are abundantly juicy, thanks… Read More Cuckoo for Cuckoo clocks
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