So, I’m sitting in the doctor’s office with Boychild, waiting to be seen by the P.A. Suddenly, Boychild retches, spilling the contents of his tiny tummy all over me. My first thought is “how can so much puke come out of a child so small? Does he store vomit in a hump somewhere like a… Read More Flu Hair, Do Care.
Hello. I am eating Flaming Hot Cheetos and drinking white wine. I have been officially rejected oh, 6 times? I’ve had 6 interviews and they’ve all turned me down. Hold on. Let me refresh my wine and Cheetos. That’s better. Did you know the first ingredient in Cheetos is enriched corn meal? I think they… Read More Rejection
What, a weekend? What a weekend! Husband and I had roughly 24 hours without Boychild this weekend, and it was many things: restful, anxiety-provoking, and fun. Let me explain. It was restful because I wasn’t awoken to “Mammaa. Mammaaa! Mammaaaaa! Wanna GET OUT.” Boychild wakes at 4:45, or 5am, but must stay in bed ‘til… Read More A Day Off
I’m not sure people really know how they come across to others. I have no idea. I’ve been interviewing for jobs, and the most dreaded question for me is “what are your weaknesses?” I never give a good answer, as I think my weaknesses aren’t really defined by me, but by what other people expect… Read More Weaknesses
Should I lie to my dear only child and tell him that the presents his father and I selected and labored for actually come from a sneaky, smoking elf with type II diabetes?… Read More Christmas Cuckoos
As the household expert on toddlers (if my husband is not home), I thought I would help you, dear readers, with your shopping. But rather than help you out with what to BUY for a toddler, I’d like to share with you what NOT to buy. Here are my worst gifts for toddlers, 2019 edition.… Read More Worst Gifts for Toddlers 2019
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