It’s that time of year: time to trawl the internets for “best of” gift guides. I’ve done it, and maybe you have too. You don’t know what to get that ‘tween girl, so you scour the web to find SOMETHING for them.
As the household expert on toddlers (if my husband is not home), I thought I would help you, dear readers, with your shopping. But rather than help you out with what to BUY for a toddler, I’d like to share with you what NOT to buy. Here are my worst gifts for toddlers, 2019 edition.
WORST GIFTS FOR TODDLERS 2019
- A rabid dog.
- Anything with more than 5 pieces
- The “Smother Mother” playset
- My First Straitjacket
- Hasbro’s Lil’ Flamethrower
- Dame Fancy Pant’s Rip Roarin’ Parasite Party
- Strips of delicious Razor Bacon
- 1,000 stickers
- Princess Needles life-sized doll
- The ancient skull of a vengeful night troll.
And there you have it. Did your gift make the list? God I hope not. So, happy shoppers, best of luck in these last few days before Christmas, and have a Merry Everything!
Fussy Pantz 