Skip to content
  • Home
  • Contact

Fussy Pantz

Long time human, first time parent.

Tag: surgery

Keep On Crutchin’

I’m really rethinking this whole bi-pedal thing. I mean sure, it frees us your hand for throwing things at predators and also allows you to mate face-to-face , but when it comes to locomotion, it has a lot of drawbacks, like having to use crutches when you’ve got a bum foot.… Read More Keep On Crutchin’

May 15, 2021May 15, 2021 H.Leave a comment

Farewell, Paul Bunion

My mom thought I had gout, but she was wrong. I’m not some 17th century lord eating goose livers and drinking port. I am, however, a lady with a bony-assed foot and a family history of bunions. That big lump on my foot was a bunion. I named him Paul. I am overly proud of this name. … Read More Farewell, Paul Bunion

May 8, 2021May 10, 2021 H.Leave a comment

Read More

Blog at WordPress.com.
  • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Fussy Pantz
    • Join 73 other subscribers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • Fussy Pantz
    • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar