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The Yes/Nos

It’s official. Boychild has a bad case of the yes/nos. He came down with it on or around his 2nd birthday and it’s really affecting all of us. We adults are confused, the cats are on edge- we’re all a mess. Thank goodness it’s not contagious, but it IS right annoying. The yes/nos are an… Read More The Yes/Nos

March 22, 2019March 23, 2019 H.Leave a comment

The Repetition Exercise

I’ve never had a better acting class than parenting a small child. Be in the moment? Yeah, you’d better be. Your fellow actor is big ole divo hell-bent on harming himself and his co-stars (me, dada, the cats). He’s also drunk and doesn’t know his lines. But the show must go on! If you are… Read More The Repetition Exercise

March 17, 2019March 21, 2019 H.Leave a comment

Gift of Amazon

We live in a “baby desert”. Not to be confused with a baby dessert, which is either made of or for babies. Unappealing in either case. Anyhoo, in our “baby desert”, we have little access to toys, clothing and so forth. I should say little options. We do have one or two independent retailers, a… Read More Gift of Amazon

March 10, 2019March 10, 2019 H.Leave a comment

Gag a Maggot

My child, my darling 2 year old brushed my teeth for me today. He took his little baby brush with the buck toothed bristles (he has another perfectly good brush, but hates it) and stuck it right on my teeth right in my MOUTH. In. My. Mouth. Now, there are many gross things in this… Read More Gag a Maggot

March 6, 2019March 6, 2019 H.Leave a comment

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