Pre ‘kay?
Now, if you’ve ever been a parent in Vermont, you know that kids are named many strange and interesting things. I’ve come across a young’un named Syzygy, and another named Ebenezer.… Read More Pre ‘kay?
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What to Wear?
I have no idea. I really don’t. I don’t know what type of clothes to wear on my body. I mean, I know the basic rules of clothes on a body:
1. They should be weather appropriate.
2. They should not smell bad.
3. They should probably not be see-through.
4. They should not be so tight that they cut off circulation nor so loose that they fall off. … Read More What to Wear?
Put a Little Boogie In It
We have a third member of the family. His name is Carl, and he lives in my son’s nose. Carl is a booger that’s taken residence in Boychild’s right nostril. He’s been around for about three days and we cannot get him out, despite many attempts to blow him out.… Read More Put a Little Boogie In It
Theater Widow Weekend
Husband and I both used to work in theatre. Yes, that’s theat-re as in the artform, though Husband currently works in the theat-er with an “er” to mean the building. When you tell people you work in the theatre field, several things happen. Here are really common responses to that vocation revelation: “How fun! I… Read More Theater Widow Weekend
Cooking Dinner
Here’s how I cook dinner for my child:
Get four frozen nuggets from a bag. These are the ones with the hidden veggies and this is the only kind he will eat more than two of. … Read More Cooking Dinner
Grown-Up Fun
Hi. I’m a grown woman who gave herself a black eye with a car door last night. While the responsibility of my injury doesn’t rest solely on me (there was snow, a full moon, and my menstrual cycle all at play), I do feel really silly. Who gets a black eye? A middle-aged black eye?… Read More Grown-Up Fun
Fussy Pantz 