As I try to parse through all this (treason? stupidity?), I like to pause for a little bit of parental navel-gazing. How can I keep Boychild from becoming a white supremacist Q-Anon-believing dumb-a$$?… Read More Rules for Living
Do you know what’s harder than trying to explain jokes to a pre-schooler? Trying to explain death.… Read More Death + Jokes
I thought that a “why”-spouting child was a myth. Or a punchline. You’ve seen it: the adorable tousled child asking “why” over and over again until the parents run out of answers and want to scream. “That doesn’t happen,” I thought naively, thinking that the “why child” was a running gag, like how all women like shoes (I don’t) or how men love blowjobs (this one is probably correct). … Read More Lord of the Whys
Hey! So, happy post-Thanksgiving and stuff!
I love Thanksgiving because it’s a reminder that we’re all immigrants, whether we had a choice in coming to America or not. Revelatory, I know! … Read More Thanks
All movies are scary to a 3.5 year-old. Plus toxic masculinity and inbred cats. … Read More Movie Night
It’s been a rough couple of weeks. My Google searches have been thus:
Parenting the Strong-Willed Child
When Parenting isn’t Fun
Discipline for Pre-Schoolers
Cancer
They Might Be Giants Kids Album
How to Lose Weight
Who Will Win the Election 2020
COVID Weight Gain + Anxiety
Cancer
Child Keeps Hitting Mom
etc.
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