Tag: middle age

What to Wear?

I have no idea. I really don’t. I don’t know what type of clothes to wear on my body. I mean, I know the basic rules of clothes on a body:
1. They should be weather appropriate.
2. They should not smell bad.
3. They should probably not be see-through.
4. They should not be so tight that they cut off circulation nor so loose that they fall off. … Read More What to Wear?

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Grown-Up Fun

Hi. I’m a grown woman who gave herself a black eye with a car door last night. While the responsibility of my injury doesn’t rest solely on me (there was snow, a full moon, and my menstrual cycle all at play), I do feel really silly. Who gets a black eye? A middle-aged black eye?… Read More Grown-Up Fun

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