Parental Guidance

Last week, I was felled by what I can only imagine was a troupe of rogue viruses performing experimental theater in my digestive tract. It lasted 24 hours, involved lots of weird noises, and made me nearly crap my pants, just like some of the best experimental theater in Manhattan today. My virus was not,… Read More Parental Guidance

Rejection

Hello. I am eating Flaming Hot Cheetos and drinking white wine. I have been officially rejected oh, 6 times? I’ve had 6 interviews and they’ve all turned me down. Hold on. Let me refresh my wine and Cheetos. That’s better. Did you know the first ingredient in Cheetos is enriched corn meal? I think they… Read More Rejection