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Why Do My Arms Hurt?: An Investigation

Anyhow, on our way to Chuck E. Cheese, I had this tickling in the back part of my brain and I said to Husband, “Wasn’t Chuck E. Cheese named something else back in the day?” He looked at me like I was going mad. “No. I don’t think so. It’s always been Chuck E. Cheese.”… Read More Why Do My Arms Hurt?: An Investigation

March 6, 2022March 6, 2022 H.Leave a comment

Pre ‘kay?

Now, if you’ve ever been a parent in Vermont, you know that kids are named many strange and interesting things. I’ve come across a young’un named Syzygy, and another named Ebenezer.… Read More Pre ‘kay?

October 11, 2021October 12, 2021 H.Leave a comment

Put a Little Boogie In It

We have a third member of the family. His name is Carl, and he lives in my son’s nose. Carl is a booger that’s taken residence in Boychild’s right nostril. He’s been around for about three days and we cannot get him out, despite many attempts to blow him out.… Read More Put a Little Boogie In It

June 30, 2021June 30, 2021 H.2 Comments

Movie Night

All movies are scary to a 3.5 year-old. Plus toxic masculinity and inbred cats. … Read More Movie Night

November 22, 2020 H.Leave a comment

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