We’re taking a vacation! We are. We really are. It’s our first vacation as a family unit, independent of other family. We’ve vacationed to Georgia to see my people. We’ve gone to Florida with our extended people. But this is the first time we’re going as a unified, segregate people (and puppy) to a place… Read More Concluding/ Prepping
I got a puppy. Yep. With all of the things I have going on in my life, I decided to adopt a dog. Before you ask, she’s 4 months old, her name is Pikachu (name courtesy of Boychild) and she is a lab/ pitbull/ terrier mix that I adopted from the local shelter. I remember… Read More Are You Kidding Me?
Okay, so I vanished. I didn’t really disappear, though there were for sure times I wish I could’ve gone screaming into the wilderness to live in an underground cave or maybe in a house on chicken legs like Baba Yaga. But I digress. I felt for too long like my silly blog could not stand… Read More It’s Been a While
Did I register for Hannaford Rewards? Yes I did. Did I do it in the most amusing, yet passive aggressive way? Yes again. I was NOT about to have that lady harass me again, should I find myself in her line. So, I went home and I signed up. I typed in my email, whatever, and then the place where you enter your name came up. I thought, no one will ever see this, so I’ll have some fun with it. Here ya go, you crusty checkout lady.… Read More Meet the Mufflers
The Lady Dynamite theme song is how I feel as both a human and a parent. I felt this before COVID and I feel it intensely now that COVID has hit and I have a child under five. I am faced with impossible decisions daily. If you are a parent, you know what I mean:
I don’t know what I’m doiiing more than half of the tiiime.
Oh, to have time! The irony of writing a blog about being a mom is that right now, Mom Things are taking up all my time, so I can’t write. But I will soon. I also have to tell you real quick that I dreamed about people making baby diapers with birdseed fillings. It didn’t… Read More Irony
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