Let’s go back to a magical time- pre-COVID, pre-lockdown, when staying home for three straight days with one’s toddler required taking time off. Commence wavy lines aaaand *blewdlie doop, blewdlie doop, blewdlie doop . . . * Boychild was about to turn 3 and we thought it was finally time to make this whole potty… Read More Potty Training, Part 1
Hello. I am eating Flaming Hot Cheetos and drinking white wine. I have been officially rejected oh, 6 times? I’ve had 6 interviews and they’ve all turned me down. Hold on. Let me refresh my wine and Cheetos. That’s better. Did you know the first ingredient in Cheetos is enriched corn meal? I think they… Read More Rejection
I’ve been thinking a bit about what makes a person an adult. When I hit forty, I realized “Oh, Sh!t, I’m forty.” And then I thought, I guess I am now an adult, like officially an adult, no question. But really, what makes one an adult? Is it being able to consistently find two socks… Read More Contain Yourself
Theater fosters the values of gratitude, teamwork, hardiness of character and creativity. Here are six good reasons why any employer would be lucky to hire a theater person:… Read More 6 Reasons Why You Should Hire a Theater Person.
As part of the unemployed elite, my beauty routine is severely disrupted, so I sometimes forget my deodorant. I spoke to a friend this morning where I loudly lamented that I smelled “Like a trash can”. Thank the lord that we were on the phone and that she couldn’t experience my stank firsthand. Not that… Read More Sexy, Sexy Unemployment
Boobs. Tits. Breasts. Dirty pillows. Chesticles. Mutt-n-Jeff. The Twins. Dugs. Sweater Kittens. Yes, let’s talk about our breast friends. If you know me professionally, I would like to warn you that you may be staring at my chest after reading this post, and that’s okay. But this may be more than you want to know… Read More Boobs
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