Pro tip: children, plants and animals must be fed. It sounds rather simple at first blush: feed living things food. If it were only that easy with my child. At first, it was easy: my boobs supplied 100% of his nutrition until Lefty gave up on me. When boychild’s teeth sprouted, it was still easy:… Read More Tube Meat & Nugs
It’s official. Boychild has a bad case of the yes/nos. He came down with it on or around his 2nd birthday and it’s really affecting all of us. We adults are confused, the cats are on edge- we’re all a mess. Thank goodness it’s not contagious, but it IS right annoying. The yes/nos are an… Read More The Yes/Nos
I’ve never had a better acting class than parenting a small child. Be in the moment? Yeah, you’d better be. Your fellow actor is big ole divo hell-bent on harming himself and his co-stars (me, dada, the cats). He’s also drunk and doesn’t know his lines. But the show must go on! If you are… Read More The Repetition Exercise
We live in a “baby desert”. Not to be confused with a baby dessert, which is either made of or for babies. Unappealing in either case. Anyhoo, in our “baby desert”, we have little access to toys, clothing and so forth. I should say little options. We do have one or two independent retailers, a… Read More Gift of Amazon
My child, my darling 2 year old brushed my teeth for me today. He took his little baby brush with the buck toothed bristles (he has another perfectly good brush, but hates it) and stuck it right on my teeth right in my MOUTH. In. My. Mouth. Now, there are many gross things in this… Read More Gag a Maggot
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