Hi. I haven’t written in a while. Maybe i should blame my 1.25 jobs or my two classes or my 2.8 year old. But really, I haven’t had time. So thank you for picking back up with me. Oh, the tantrum. It all began innocently enough. The best stories do. Boychild and I had a… Read More A Tantrum for the Ages
Do you know why there are all these fountains of little boys peeing? Because that’s all little boys want to do: pee where they’re not supposed to. … Read More Les Pipi Sauvages
Are boys easier than girls? … Read More Girls V Boys
I’ve been thinking a bit about what makes a person an adult. When I hit forty, I realized “Oh, Sh!t, I’m forty.” And then I thought, I guess I am now an adult, like officially an adult, no question. But really, what makes one an adult? Is it being able to consistently find two socks… Read More Contain Yourself
My mom came to visit recently. After about 4 hours in our house, she just gave up trying to pee with the door closed. It wasn’t worth it anymore. Welcome to our house, where dreams of privacy go to die. We live in a modified space that was never intended to be a house, so… Read More Parts is parts
UPDATE: My child loves me again! This is very good news. We are once again as thick as thieves and I can revel in the feeling of his tiny, sticky hand in mine. The downside to this love fest (if you want to call it a downside) is that his kisses are abundantly juicy, thanks… Read More Cuckoo for Cuckoo clocks
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